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100 gram serving of Shrimps - 85 calories

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100 g

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Barbers Jokes
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I couldn’t stand my boy’s long hair any longer, so I dragged him with me and ordered,
“Give him a crew cut.” The barber did just that, and so help me, I found I’d been bringing up somebody else’s son!

I’ve got a 16-year-old son who was 6' 3'' until he got a haircut. Now he is 5' 8''.

The customer settled himself and let the barber put the towel around him. Then he told the barber, “Before we start, I know the weather’s awful. I don’t care who wins the next big fight, and I don’t bet on the horse races. I know I’m getting thin on top, but I don’t mind. Now get on with it.”

“Well, sir, if you don’t mind,” said the barber, “I’ll be able to concentrate better if you don’t talk so much!”

A man entered a barber shop and said, “I am tired of looking like everyone else! I want a change! Part my hair from ear to ear!”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes!” said the man.
The barber did as he was told and a satisfied customer left the shop.
Three hours passed and the man reentered the shop. “Put it back the way it was,” he said.
“What’s the matter?” asked the barber. “Are you tired of being a nonconformist already?”
“No,” he replied, “I’m tired of people whispering in my nose!”

Customer (twice nicked by the barber’s razor):
Hey, barber, gimme a glass of water.
Barber: What’s wrong, sir? Hair in your mouth?
Customer: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.
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Ndoma

Don’t Curse Nigeria, Remove Bad Leaders In 2027 – Tinubu To Religious Leaders
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President Bola Tinubu has cautioned religious leaders against condemning and cursing Nigeria during their sermons.

He spoke during Ramadan Iftar with traditional rulers and religious leaders at the State House on Thursday in Abuja.

Tinubu said if a leader is bad, they should use the 2027 general elections to vote him out.

The president charged religious leaders to be more constructive in their criticism of those in elective positions.

According to Tinubu: ‘’The love of the nation is in your hands. Pray for our country. Educate our children. The sermons we preach to the members of our churches and mosques are important.

‘’Do not condemn your own nation. As a Yoruba man and as our fathers will say, ‘no matter how slippery the bottom of your child is, you must leave the beads there.’

Source: daily post.ng
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