HAPPY MOMENT
Indeed You alone know Yourself by Your internal potency O Supreme Person Origin of all Lord of all beings God of Gods Lord of the universe The Supersoul You are the Supreme Primal Objective You are the ultimate resting place of the universe You are inexhaustible and You are the oldest You are the maintainer of the eternal religion, the Personality of Godhead Oh master of the senses Oh Primal Lord O Limitless One God of Gods Refuge of the universe You are the invincible source The cause of all causes You are the knower of everything and all that is knowable You are the supreme refuge above the material modes O limitless form This whole cosmic manifestation is pervaded by You O unbounded power You are the master of limitless might You are all-pervading and thus You are everything Omniscient The ancient The Ruler of the whole world Minuter than the atom The supporter of all Of form inconceivable Effulgent like the Sun and Beyond the darkness There is nothing whatsoever higher than you You are the Sapidity in Water The Light in the Moon and the Sun You are the syllable OM in all the Vedas Sound in ether You are the Virility in men You are the sweet fragrance in earth and the brilliance in fire You are the life in all beings The austerity in the austere You are the eternal seed of all beings The intelligence of the intelligent You are the Splendor of the Splendid You are the Strength of the Strong Guest

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HAPPY MOMENT

HAPPY MOMENT

5 years ago

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An Ijesha Doctor can't find a job after graduation and so decided to open a clinic and puts a sign post outside
'GET TREATMENT FOR
20k - IF NOT CURED  GET BACK 100k.

An Ijebu Lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic...

Ijebu Lawyer:
"I have lost my sense of taste"

Ijesha Doctor:
"Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"

Ijebu Lawyer: 
"Ugh..this is kerosene"

Ijesha Doctor:
"Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" 
The annoyed Ijebu Lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...

Ijebu Lawyer:
"I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"

Ijesha Doctor:
"Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"

Ijebu Lawyer (annoyed):
"This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"

Ijesha Doctor:
"Congrats.

Ad

You got your memory back. Give me 20k"
The fuming Ijebu Lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.

Ijebu Lawyer:
"My eyesight has become very weak"

Ijesha Doctor: 
"Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k"
The Ijebu Lawyer (staring at the cash): 
"But this is 20k,
not 100k"

Ijesha Doctor: 
"Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k"

You can't beat an ijesha man.

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