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Percy
✍️🤣ONYINYECHI'S NUMBER(Funny)🤣✍️So On Sunday After Service, I Finally Got Onyinyechi's...
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✍️🤣ONYINYECHI'S NUMBER(Funny)🤣✍️
So on Sunday after service, I finally got Onyinyechi's phone number from my guy John, I wanted to wow her, say something sweet and romantic to her over the phone, and prove to her that I truly love her🗣️💌❤️

Onyinyechi my crush is our pastor daughter👩, very pretty, sweet voice🗣️, nice set of brews with an amazing future behind🍑😏
I composed a very sweet long love letter💌 for her, cause I planned reading it to her when I call so she will think I'm romantic🥺, matured🧔, organized and speak good English🗣️😊

Finally I called her just this afternoon, and when she answered the phone☎️, I began reciting my letter nervously and immediately🗣️📜. While I was pouring my heart and soul out to her🥺❤️

I heard some noise like people talking in the background but I never mind. After like 3minutes🕔 I'm done with my recitation, telling her how pretty and adoring she is, commending her beautiful back and front side🍑🍒😩

Then it sounded like someone's talking to another person over there in the background, and then handing the phone to another person 🤨☎️

Onyinyechi then interrupted my speech and asked please who's this? 😏

I said my name, is Dennis the Saxophone guy in church⛪. and she asked me how did I get her mothers number and what was I discussing with her, 😱 It was then that it occurred to me that John gave me mummy G.O number instead of her daughter own. That whole time I had been confessing my love to my pastor's wife🙆🏾‍♂️🙆‍♀️

I just dropped the call, not up to 5minutes my pastor sent me a massage that he want to see me in church this evening😒, like that's not enough, my uncle and some other board members in church has been calling☎️🙆‍♀️

I called John asking him how he got Onyinyechi's number he gave me yesterday. This idiot I called my friend told he copied it from our church praise night handbill/banner📜🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️😭

Now I don enter problem 🤧🤧
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Kemzy
Nigerian Facts
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Angela Ijeoma Okorie popularly known as Angela Okorie is a famous Nigerian actress. 

She was born on August 17, 1975 in Cotonou, Benin Republic. She is the third of five children. 

She is currently 47 years old (1975-2022).

Angela Okorie is originally from Ishiagu Local Government Area in Ebonyi State in the south eastern part of Nigeria.

Angela Okorie attended her primary and secondary school education where she obtained both her First School Leaving Certificate and West African Senior School Certificate. 

After completing her secondary education education, Angela Okorie proceeded to University of Lagos where she obtained her Bachelor's Degree in Theatre Arts. After which she proceeded to the Lagos State University and bagged another Degree in Public Administration.

Angela Okorie joined Nollywood professionally in 2009 where she acted her first movie titled "Sincerity", after a decade of modelling for a soap company. The movie was produced and Directed by Stanley Egbonini and Ifeanyi Ogbonna respectively.

In 2014, she was described as one of the "most sought after actresses" in Nollywood by Vanguard newspaper, as well as a "popular actress" that interprets roles with ease by The Nation newspaper.

In 2015, she won the City People Entertainment Awards for Best Supporting Actress in an English film.

Angela Okorie in the course of her acting career has acted alongside top Nollywood actors and actresses like Nonso Diobi, Chigozie Atuanya, Yemi Blaq, Oge Okoye, Genevieve Nnaji amongst others.

She has starred in movies like Sincerity, Secret Code, Heart of a Widow, Royal Va.mpire, Palace of Va.mpire, etc.

She has garnered over 3.9 million followers on her Official Instagram page.

She turned 47 years today. 

Instagram (@realangelaokorie) 

#TheJL
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Kemzy
A Must Read For Women😇
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Dear Wife,

Whenever your husband returns home, the moment he enters the house, as a wife halt whatever you're doing immediately.

If you are surfing the Internet, drop the phone. 

If you are on a call, end it.

If you're on a chat, suspend it.

If you have visitors, leave them and walk up to your husband.

Whatever chores you are doing, abandon it. If it can't be abandoned, say something positive.

If you are watching TV, abandon it.

You know why you should do all these? Cos your husband is your King and if a King enters his Palace, it's not befitting that he shouldn't be welcomed.

So hurry up to welcome your King. Collect his brief case, sit him down, On the fan/AC, clean the sweat on his forehead. Collect his car/bike keys from him and place them on the table. Remove his shoes and socks, prepare the bathroom for his bath and serve his meal. 

It's not easy with Kings, it's not easy with your King (husband).

#TheJL
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Kemzy
Facts! Facts!!Facts!!!
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Mercy Chinwo is a popular Nigerian gospel musician, singer, and songwriter. She won the Nigerian Idol Season 2 in 2012.

Mercy Chinwo Page Mercy Chinwo was born on September 5, 1990 in Portharcourt, Rivers State in the south southern part of Nigeria. She'll be turning 32 years by September 5.

Mercy Chinwo began singing at the age of 8 years first in her church children's choir and then in the adult choir before embarking
on her music career. She released her first single, "Testimony", in 2015, and "Igwe" a year later.

In 2012, Mercy Chinwo started her music career. 

In 2013, she landed her first film role in Yvonne Nelson's film, House of Gold where she acted as Lucia, starring alongside Yvonne Nelson, Majid Michel, and Omawumi among others. The film House of Gold won Best Picture at the Ghana Movie Awards and Best Ghanaian Movie at the 2013 City People.

In 2018, Mercy Chinwo was awarded the Best Gospel Artiste at the CLIMAX Awards 2018.

In 2019, at the maiden edition of the Africa Gospel Awards Festival (AGAFEST 2019). She was named winner in the categories Africa Gospel New Artiste of the Year, Africa Gospel Female Artiste of the Year, and Africa Gospel Song of the Year (Excess Love).

In 2020, she emerges as the Gospel Artiste of the year at the AFRIMMA Awards.

Some of her songs include Excess Love, Igwe, No more pain, Chinedum, Kosi, Na u dey reign, Yahweh, Omenkanaya, etc. 

On August 13, 2022, Mercy Chinwo got married to her beloved husband Pastor Blessed Uzochikwa of Water Brooks Church. This comes a day after the couple celebrated their traditional marriage ceremony in Port Harcourt, Rivers State.

May God bless their union 🙏

Congratulations my dear

#TheJL
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Kemzy
1. My Sisters,when You See Cockroaches In Ur House,just Know U've Got Food, Cockroaches Are Like Sla...
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1. My sisters,when you see cockroaches in ur house,just know u've got food, cockroaches are like slayqueens they don't like poverty😂😂

2. My Crush wrote "November 4st" instead of "November 4nd " I'm done with her.. I can't continue with an English killer🚶🏼‍♂️😂

3. Some guys will be wearing dark sunglasses to church den start blaming God wen dey end up as welders😹😹😂 

4. That awkward moment when you help ur crush with her assignment in school & then she gets zero my brother u have been crushed already just forget everything n leave peacefully😂🤣

5. If you fail exams dont worry even Adam was the first man to fail...
God asked him... "Adam where you are?"
Adam answered "im naked"😂😂

6. Makeup brush* is for slim girls.
Fat girls should use errm... errm...
*Mop*😂🙆‍♂️

7. They will sleep with bosses for interviews & promotions.*
_Others will pay bribes, then go on to post on Facebook/Twitter "Look at God"_🙄
We Are Watching🚶

8. Life Is Full Of Surprises.

No Matter How Small Your Buttocks Is, It Must Still Be Divided Into Two🤣😂

9. Yesterday was the day l realized l was good in bed*,
Chai..
heeerrr l slept the whole day.😀😀

10. Do you still remember chilling with your Ex giving names to your unborn babies?
Don't scroll down I'm talking to you🙄Two idiots.😂

11. Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.😂🚶

12. My Neighbor's son has bin knocking on my door since morning, but I don't want to answer
His maths assignment is too hard😂😂

13. Midnight hunger can make you remember the food you wasted in 2006 🤣🚶

14. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don't need to call those things "Your breast", It's call COW BELL, OUR MILK!
Repeat after me, OUR MILK!
😂😂

15. Don't be ashamed if you fart while urinating. There's no rain without thunder.😂😂
 
Cutie 🥰 please add this profiles for more interesting jokes 🙏👉 Kemzy

God bless you abundantly 🥰🙏
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Kemzy
1. Instead Of Tagging Diala Emmanuel And 99 Others, Why Not Hold A Crusade🙄...
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1. Instead of tagging Diala Emmanuel and 99 others, why not hold a crusade🙄

2. Stop acting like you hate relationships we all know that the person you love doesn't love you back😅

3. My brother, hustle oh... There's a big difference between "Meet my husband" and "My husband is here".😂😂🚶🏻🚶🏻

4. Shout out to girls that use emojis to cover their arm pit in pictures instead of shaving.... You think you're doing me? You're doing yourself oo💔😂😂😂

5. My Dad entered my room and saw me asleep. He held up my head, slapped me and said to me "Your last seen on WhatsApp was 5 seconds ago, stand up and go buy me bread"😒☹️☹️☹️

6. If you like drop them in front of their house gate🙄🙄🙄 You will still give them transport fare🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's their Tradition😃😃...

7. You see those girls with big eyes eh they can screenshot ur whole destiny😂😂😂😂💔

8. Remember when u thought u will die if ur EX left u?....look at u now strong and ready for your next break up😉😅

9. Those clothes and shoes you are screenshoting nu..........when will you buy them?💀😂😂😂😂😂

10. Lion is not the most dangerous creature on this earth.

Sampson killed lion and woman killed Sampson.
Be careful🤔😜😀

11. At the ATM today, a woman was trying to assist one slay queen to operate the machine and then saw that it was her husband's card
Come see wahala 🤔
I can't separate this fight mpo,I'm going home🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂

12. A man asks a trainer in the gym: I want 2 impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use? Trainer replies: Use the ATM
🤣🤣💔

13. Don't go without reacting 🙄😏

Cutie 🥰 , please just a little favor by adding this profiles for more interesting jokes and stories 🙏👉 Kemzy

God bless you abundantly 🥰🙏
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