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Percy 2 yrs 12
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Percy
✍️🤣THE VERY SMART HUBBY🤣✍️I Came Home Late Yesterday Night, My Wife Was Fuming Angrily...
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✍️🤣THE VERY SMART HUBBY🤣✍️
I came home late yesterday night, my wife was fuming angrily😠 because the times was around eleven o' clock🕚 I parked the car🚘 in the garage and I went to the front door🚪
I knocked and said🗣️"Dear !! I'm back, open the door"😁
👩Her 🗣️"Go back to where you are coming from"😒
🧔Me🗣️"Babe, am sorry,I was caught in the traffic,please open the door"😏
👩Her🗣️"if Angel Gabriel comes down to beg me,I'm not opening that door"🚪😒
🧔I was frustrated🤦♂ then I said
🗣️"if you did not open that door,
I will jump into the swimming pool and drown"😒
I threatened😠
👩Her🗣️"Go ahead,you think that would move me"😹
This girl,she's stubborn, I stepped back and picked a big stone with a loud thud I threw it into the swimming pool, and I quickly stood aside the front door.🚪😎
👩My wife ran out and raced toward the swimming pool🏊♂️..🏃♀️💨
🧔I quickly went inside and locked the door🚪🔐
👩Her🗣️"open this door," she said loudly
🧔Me🗣️"No be open, nah opener"😒
👩Her🗣️"Open this door else I will shout"😒
She threatened
🧔Me🗣️"Shout, infact scream,
Let the neighbors come out,you will tell them,where you are coming from,
With bra and towel,in the middle of the night"👙
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Kemzy 2 yrs 9
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Kemzy
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Meet the First Nigerian Millionaire
Did you know that,
Chief Candido Joao Da Rocha was the first Nigerian millionaire? He was born in 1860.
Chief Candido Joao Da Rocha was a Nigerian businessman, landowner and creditor who owned Water House on Kakawa Street, Lagos Island, Lagos, and was the proprietor of the now defunct Bonanza Hotel in Lagos. He held the chieftaincy title of the Lodifi of Ilesa.
Chief Candido Joao Da Rocha, a native of Ilesha, was born to the family of Joao Esan Da Rocha, a former Brazilian slave; his father was 10 years old when he was captured as a slave in about 1840 and Candido was born in the Bahia region of Brazil.
Chief Candido Joao Da Rocha attended CMS Grammar School, Lagos where he was peers with Isaac Oluwole and Herbert Macaulay. He is the brother of Moses Da Rocha, one of the earliest Western-trained Nigerian doctors. He lived in Water House on Kakawa Street, Lagos, a house built by his father.
The house had a borehole and the first water fountain in Lagos Island; water was sold from his house to consumers.
He was a founding member of the Lagos auxiliary to the Anti Slavery and Aborigines Right Society which was headed by James Johnson and had Samuel Pearse, Hon. Justice Dahunsi Olugbemi Coker and Sapara Williams as members.
Chief Candido Joao Da Rocha died on March 1959 and is buried at Ikoyi Cemetery.
Among his children were Alexander Da Rocha, Adenike Afodu, Angelica Folashade Thomas and Louissa Turton.
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Percy 2 yrs 5
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Percy
✍️🤣🤣🙆♂️AYEMI MY LIFE🙆♀️🤣🤣✍️During My English WAEC Examinati...
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✍️🤣🤣🙆♂️AYEMI MY LIFE🙆♀️🤣🤣✍️
During my English WAEC examination, as I bounced and entered the WAEC Examination hall, there was just one prayer inside my mind which is🗣️ " God please let me sit down near a person that knows book" because the stupid boy I told to send me the answer on my phone looks like who doesn't have sense😩
God finally answered my prayer, the girl that i sat with was an Albino👩🏻 and she wore medicated eyeglass that has rope👓, so i knew for sure that she knows book well well😁😋
As the paper started, this girl started to misbehave. She was just covering her answer anyhow but as a sharp guy that I am, i was spying the answer from one deadly angle🙂 when it remained just 5 minutes to go, this girl caught me copying✍️ her answer and started shouting at me, but i just ignored her, considering the fact i had almost copied finish 😗
The next thing that I heard was my phone's message tune "This useless boy has finally sent the answer" I sighed😌 and then told the invigilator to give Me a fresh answer booklet📄
I then tore and trashed the one that I copied🗑️ from the albino girl👩🏻 and used the paper to stone Her, I told her that in her life, let her not ever talk to me anyhow again😒
I kept the fresh booklet ontop my table and then used one kind style to open the message only to see "To Download Buga by kiss daniel at #50 text 3 to 4900🙆♂️💔😭
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Percy 2 yrs 9
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Percy
✍🤣🤣COME AND LAUGH SMALL🤣🤣✍️Back In Secondary School, I Was Very P00r In Maths.✒
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✍🤣🤣COME AND LAUGH SMALL🤣🤣✍️
Back in secondary school, I was very p00r in maths.✒️💹
During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8% . The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks. So I would always be the first or second to be called out and flogged.😌🤧
One day, the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out.😁
The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%, still my paper had not been called out.🤐
Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking🗣️"Dennis what’s up? How did you pass this exam?”😏
I smile 😁and said🗣️ "Well, all thanks to God"😎
By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already grinning in excitement.🕺🙈
When he got to 90%, he had only one paper remaining. I then asked myself , could I have scored 90% in maths ? 🙀I was feeling very anxious and happy now. It was obvious my dreams and prayers have
been answered.🤲🙇♂️📿
The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me. It was unbelievable.🙀
Finally the teacher looked up and said
🗣️"One id!ot did not write his name on his paper📄 and he scored 0%.🙂
I just fainted🙆♀️🙆♂️
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Kemzy 2 yrs 10
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Kemzy
Ugezu J. Ugezu Ugezu Jideofor Ugezu Professionally Known As Ugezu J. Ugezu Is A Nigerian Director, A...
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Ugezu J. Ugezu Ugezu Jideofor Ugezu professionally known as Ugezu J. Ugezu is a Nigerian director, actor, screenwriter, Highlife composer, singer and producer.
He was born on October 19th, 1970 in Enugwu-Ukwu village, Anambra State in the south eastern part of Nigeria.
He will be turning 52 years on 19th October.
After he completed his primary school education, Chief Ugezu J. Ugezu went to Community Secondary School, Umueze Anam from 1982 to 1985 and also went to Fr. Joseph High School, Aguleri from 1986 to 1988 where he completed his secondary school education and obtained his West African Senior School Certificate.
After his secondary school education, Chief Ugezu J. Ugezu proceeded to the Enugu State University of Science and Technology for his tertiary education.
Chief Ugezu J. Ugezu joined the Nollywood industry professionally since 2000 and has starred in more than 100 movies.
He writes, stars or directs movies that focused on the promotion of Igbo culture and tradition.
Chief Ugezu J. Ugezu has acted alongside top Nollywood actors and actresses like Jibola Dabo, Frederick Leonard, Jerry Williams, Ngozi Ezeonu, Joyce Kalu, Destiny Etiko, Amaechi Anekwe, Mercy Johnson Okojie, Jim Iyke, Zubby Michael amongst others.
He has featured in movies like Akweke, Echoes of love, Royal Arrival, Sacred Cowry, Hot pant, Circle of fire, The End is near, Loyal king, Agony of a sister.
Chief Ugezu J. Ugezu is a Nigerian Entertainer that is committed to passing across, positive messages in his films and songs. He holds the traditional title of Ayaka Enugwu-Ukwu and Okwulu Igbo Na Umunri.
He is a registered and licensed movie director in Nigeria.
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Percy 2 yrs 5
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Percy
✍️🤣DENNIS PRANK GONE WRONG 🤣✍️ 🧔Dennis Was In A Public Transport...
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✍️🤣DENNIS PRANK GONE WRONG 🤣✍️
🧔Dennis was in a public transport🚌 and wanted to see the reaction😐of others.
😁So he took his phone📲 and dialed a number, place the phone to his👂ear, And said in a low tune🗣️"Baby❤️, I can't come to you today😔 because I'm in the same public transport🚌 with your husband, I will call you later😁📞love you❤️❤️
All the men🧔 in the bus demanded🗣"Excuse me mister man!!😒
🗣️I" want to see the number you just called😒
🙆♀️Right now, it is hot and heated in the bus, even the driver want to know the last number Dennis called.🗣️📞
But before Dennis could talk that it was a prank four wonderful life changing slaps don hit him🧔👋👋👋👋
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