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Ramsy
✍️🤣DISGRACE INSIDE RAIN(E Choke)🤣✍️...
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✍️🤣DISGRACE INSIDE RAIN(E choke)🤣✍️

This morning as I left my house, i wore my tight Jean and I no too like to dey wear boxer under tight jean🙈👖. 
So as usual, I no wear boxer, just my tight jean.
It rained cat and dog(heavily)🌪️🌦️ that morning water everywhere...everybody dey find where to hide make rain no touch dem☂️🌦️

On my way to find shelter I saw one bank Atm 🏦shade for the other side of the road, where people stood and I saw enough space for me🏦🏃‍♂️💨

But water dey infront of the place so you will need walk down to the end of the water to cross the water🌦️🚶, I wanted to walk to the end of the water oh😩 till I saw some fine fine😍 girls 👩 inside the ATM place..
I wanted to impress them so I thought of jumping the water instead of walking through it🏃‍♂️...🚶‍♂️ 
Actually, the water no too wide, na something wey person fit jump but, nobody wants to take the risk, I'll take the risk, if i jump it, those fine girls will fall for me 😍👩🙈

I moved backward small...🚶‍♂️.the ladies dey look me, me sef cut eye 😏for them come lick my lips😋, I moved back well well...come run..🏃‍♂️💨as I reach the water, I spread leg finish to jump🏃‍♂️😩

Na ontop the water I dey when I heard Kpraaaaaaa!..🔊👂my brothers and sisters, I heard kpraaaaaaaa!!!!👂🙆‍♀️

I thought the ladies were clapping for jumping well, my head swell🤧 spread legs wider🧘
I noticed that fresh air dey enter my body from under🥴, both front and back....i look down see Mr John Thomas (🍆)Outside dey sing Rain Rain go away🙆‍♀️😭😭😭🤧
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Ramsy
Jokes
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✍🤣25 YEARS OF NO FIGHT(Funny)🤣✍
A married man called Dennis and his wife never fought for 25 years of their marriage. A friend asked him how he had managed to make it possible.😩🗣️
🧔He narrated:
🗣️"We went for our Honeymoon in Australia 25 years ago and while riding on a horse🏇,
My wife's horse jumped and my wife fell down.
👩She got up,patted the horse's back and said
🗣️"This is your first time"😒

After a while it happened again.⌚
She patted the horse🏇 again and said:
🗣️"This is your second time"

The horse did it again the 3rd time,
She brought out a gun and shot the horse dead🐎🔥🔫

I Was so shocked🙆‍♀️ and I shouted at her 
🗣️📣"Are you crazy! 😒What's wrong with you? and why did you kill the horse? 🙄
👩She smiled at me and said
🗣️"This is your first time"😒

Since then my Mouth Pim🤐(who wan die)😂

Please follow me 😫🙏🙏💓
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Ramsy
✍️🤣WOMEN THIS NIGHT(ManU)🤣✍️...
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✍️🤣WOMEN THIS NIGHT(ManU)🤣✍️

Husband and wife so silent in bed🛌 .
(Wife thinking🤔)... Why is he not talking to me?🥺 Is he thinking of another woman? 🤧 Is he seeing someone else? 😩
Don't I look appealing to him anymore? 😭Is he trying to dump me?😪
Is he now finding me ugly?😥
Does my makeup repel him these days?😫
He didn't speak to me since he came in,
I know his mother does not like me.😒
Maybe they are arranging another wife for him.😩
Is this how I will end up a single mother? 🙆‍♀️

God please save my marriage.
WHY IS HE UPSET?😥

She gathered courage and asked him, 🗣️"Honey why didn't you talk to me? What did I do to deserve all this? Tears rolling down from her eyes 😥😭

The husband turns and looked at her with his red eyes, angry face 😞 and angrily replied... "How on Earth could Manchester United lose 4 -0 to Brentford when we have players like Ronaldo, De gea and Maguire ?😭😭🤧

Pls 🙏💓follow Ramsy
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Praisee
Atiku Laments Inability Of FG To Resolve ASUU Strike.
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The presidential candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), former Vice President, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar has lamented the inability of the All Progressives Congress-led Federal government to permanently resolve the prolonged Academic Staff Union of Universities strike.
Atiku spoke at the commemoration of the International Youth Day (IYD) celebration organized by the PDP youth wing, Friday in Abuja said when elected as President, he would resolve the issue.

Atiku who described education as the most important fundamental right of any youth, berated President Muhammadu Buhari’s led administration’s inability to invest in education despite all its promises.
He said ” It will never happen under a PDP government or under my administration when I am elected.

News Source: Daily Post Nigeria.
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Praisee
Bola, Obi No Match For Atiku-Dino
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Bola Tinubu (jagaban) and Peter Obi are no match for Atiku,PDP presidential candidate says Dino Melaye.

Dino Melaye Presidential spokesperson of Abubakar Atiku campaign council, Dino Melaye, has said Atiku is the most prepared among all the presidential candidates jostling for the position of Nigeria’s president in 2023.
Dino Melaye stated that the presidential candidates of the ruling All Progressives Congress, APC, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu; and Labour Party, Peter Obi are no match with Abubakar Atiku.

He made this assertion while speaking on Politics Today, Channels TV’s political show on Friday.

Atiku laments inability of FG to resolve ASUU strike.

News Source: Vanguard Newspapers.
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Praisee
Igbo Youths Warn Against Attack On Tinubu-Ndigbo.
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Igbo Youths who in unity came together in one umbrella (ohaneze) Warn Against Attack On Tinubu-Ndigbo.

As the general elections in 2023 get closer, the largest Igbo socio-cultural organization, Mr Ohanaeze Ndigbo, has encouraged youngsters in the South East area to avoid racial nationalism.
According to the report, the South-East constituency is sufficiently politically knowledgeable to evaluate the presidential contenders as they tour the area to promote their platforms and solicit support.

The Igbo apex group published a statement on Friday with the advice under the heading "Ohanaeze charges Igbo youngsters to reject ethnic chauvinism" through its spokesman, Dr. Alex Ogbonnia.

News Source: Sahara Reporters.
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