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The Way This Girl Serve Me Breakfast (breakup) Still Dey Shock Me! 😭...
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the way this girl serve me breakfast (breakup) still dey shock me! 😭

so yesterday night, after I finished eating, I received a called from an unknown number.

agent: Good evening sir, my name is agent obinna from okokobioko calling service.

me: ooh okay, so how may I help you?

agent: your girlfriend, miss precious booked a call for you and will like to thank you for being in her life.

β€œhehehe, I knew precious can't live without me”.. I whispered to myself.

me: awwwwnnn, please carry on..

agent: she wants you to know that being with you was the best thing in her life, she's really grateful.

me: *smiles*

agent: that's why she couldn't call you herself to breakup with you, because she can't face you, that why she booked the breakup call from us, please sir, from today goes on, I don't want to see you and precious together ever again..

me: whaat! are you stup...

agent: cuts off the phone. 😭😭😭😭

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Mom
~1.6 mins read
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Daughter : Mom are you ok?
Mom : Yes honey am ok *smiles*
Daughter : But you don't look ok mom...!
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. Mom : Sweetheart i have to tell you a secret...
Daughter : What secret mom?
Mom : I left something for you at home in my drawer,
its in a brown envelope. .
Daughter : Is it money mom?
Mom : Just look for it when you get home.
Now i need to rest.
. Daughter : Why mom?. What's wrong?
Mom : Nothing dear...mommy is gonna be okay.
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Daughter : Promise me mom?
. Mom : Mommy loves you okay!
Daughter : Love you more mom.
And that was mommy's last words to her
daughter, she died and may her soul rest in peace. .
And when the daughter got home, she went straight
to mommy's room and searched her drawer for the
brown envelope and she found it.
It was a letter written by mom.
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. LETTER :
Dear baby, i know life ain't gonna be the same
without me and things will be tough but i just want
you to know that mommy loves you and will always
love you.
. I did what i did to protect you, i had to transplant
my heart to you so that you survive, i know i
should've told you but i just couldn't coz i knew it
was gonna break your heart.
Take care of yourself darling, i will always be there with you in your heart.
Yours : Mommy
And the girl cried tears out!!...
So touching isn't it? .
We all need Mothers in our lives because a Mother
would do anything for her child just because she is the
best.
If your mom is still alive in (2021) you are so blessed.. .
Like & comment "I love you mom"
If she's dead type "RIP mom"
Don't Ignore if you care about your mom!!!.. ....... πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’§

 

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JOKES...
~0.9 mins read
JOKES

A pregnant girl went to her farm to take some vegetables to cook for her family.
As she was plugging out the leaves
she felt pains, it was time for her to give birth
she screamed for help but no one was there to help her. she felled down on the ground and forced herself to push out the baby and finally she did it

she was unconscious and her baby was crying.

A man came out from the bush with a matchet in his hand. he was on a mission to bring human heΓ‘d for money ritΓΊal. when he saw the woman, he did not mine the condition she was in.

he was very happy that finally he is going to become a rich man. He carried up his matchet to Γ‡ut off the woman's hΓ©ad. And as soon as he carried up his hand to cut off her head, A great thunder str0ked him to dΓ©ath.
the woman and her baby were saved.
.
As many hands that will type 'Amen
Any Man that will rise up to take away your l!fe A great thunder shall strike him to death in JESUS NAME.. AMEN!

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β„’I Walked Into The House, Darting From Left To Right Like A Thief Who Was About To Steal A Treasur...
~3.4 mins read
β„’
I walked into the house, darting from left to right like a thief who was about to steal a treasure from a man's home. 

Fear filled my heart like a bucket of ice. 

The atmosphere was cold. The echoes from my footstep sounded in the quiet room as I took each step.

"Hello... Is anybody here? Please answer me. Is anyone hearing me?"

There was silence.

The only sound I could hear was the chirping of the birds from the mango trees. 

I glanced back.

Observant, as the colorful birds landed on the green grass and tall bushes. They were feasting on the remnants of mangoes, and tiny seeds on the floor.

I turned my gaze to the room.

Carefully swept around with my eyes.

Just at the upper corner of the flat wall, a beautiful painting of Alina in a blue gown was hung. It had shiny stones made of diamonds placed on the chest. Her smile was enchanting. 

I stared at it for a moment, admiring her curves and shape. If truly Alina looked like the painting, then she was an angel who didn't deserve to die without having a seed who will take after her looks.

I swept around quickly with my eyes, from the roof to the floor. 

The house was fully furnished. It had beautiful chairs, a television, an old fridge, and a telephone which was placed just beside the television. 

Most of the electronics I saw were outdated, but they still looked very new. Especially the television which was black and white.

I took three steps further. 

I was now gaining confidence.

I stood up straight, inhaled, and walked to Alina's painting. I wanted to fill it with my hands and know what a painting of such nature felt like.

I had barely taken a few steps when the door behind me slammed, and the locks made a quick turn.

It was fast and sudden.

I dashed to the door and grabbed the doorknob but it was hard to turn. 

Filled with fear, I tried forcing the rusty doorknob only to end up breaking it. 

My heart began to pound fast again. I kicked the door. Banged on it like a scared child.

"Open the door. Open this door, please. Who is outside there? Open the door."

I kept pouncing on the door with my clenched fist. Even though I felt pain, fear wouldn't let me stop. 

Soon, my pain became bruises and then blood began to ooze out of an open cut.

I stopped. 

Grabbed my hands, and winced in pain. 

My breathing increased.

The cut was deep and fresh. 

I had not prepared to be injured, so I didn't bring any bandages along with me.

Promptly, I took off my shirt and tied my hands to stop the bleeding.

I was shut inside the house and was holding the broken door knob in my hands.

Just then, a sound creaked.

I turned in its direction and shouted.

"Alina... Alina is that you? Who is there?"

A whisper sounded from one of the rooms.

It was that of a female, but its words were unclear.

I kept quiet to listen.

The whisper was followed by footsteps, Slowly walking down the staircase.

I stood up.

Pulled out my mixture of garlic, salt, onions, and alligator pepper, and sprinkled it on my body.

The walking footsteps halted.

And then a loud scream followed.

This time, I was sure it was Alina's voice. 

For it was that of a female.

One that was young and in her twenties.

The screaming voice was that of anger and rage.

I froze.

Turned to the painting and the smiling face of Alina, became an angry witch. 

I shut my eyes tight and whispered as tears rolled down my eyes.

"Alina, please whatever you do, don't kill me. I have a family and people who loves me out there."

To be continued.

My name is Praises Chidera Obiora and I am the best at what I do.

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THE SACRIFICE I MADE PART 2
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THE SACRIFICE I MADE PART 2
 
I thought that after i have settled my siblings, i can finally settle down too but evil neighbor did not allow me to get what i want.
 
I never knew that Mike visiting me is making some people angry, my so call neighbor went behind to condemn me, she told Mike that he should ask me how i was able to get money to train my siblings, she also said that i was doing prostitution, me of all people is a call girl, have she forgotten how i was doing all kinds of job both hawking of things, going to people's farm to weed grass.
 
She didn't remember it before she decided to ruin my relationship with Mike, why is people wicked, what did i do to her, when i was suffering she didn't even give me one cup of garri to eat, sometimes i will not eat just for my siblings to eat, i go out by 6am in the morning and come back by 10 in the night sometimes i don't come if i have to do overnight work. 
I couldn't believe it when Mike was telling me what my neighbor told him , i was angry i wanted to rush to her house to question her but Mike stopped me, i turned to Mike and ask him if he believe her or not but thank God and that Mike did not believe her, mike said even if i did all that she was accusing me that he will still marry me because he love me so much. 
Now i can believe that doing good things in this world,one day you will eat the fruit of your labour, i was so touch that i didn't know when tears run down my eyes, Mike turn to me and told me to stop crying he doesn't like it when i cry, he wipe off tears from my eyes and then he hugged me.
He changed the topic and ask me how I'm preparing for my marriage
 
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Laff King Is Back
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