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Sanitymoses
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The 12th Most Evil Man The World Has Ever Seen
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12. Maximilien Robespierre (1758-1794)
He was the architect of the French Revolution. As a younger leader, he advocated better life for the people of France. But soon, his obsession with guillotining (beheading using a machine with a huge knife blade at the end) began. His reign of terror has been a famous part of history, he killed over 40,000 people within 10 months and believed that killing was always better than forgiving. He ordered an attack on Vendée, killing over 100,000 men. Ironically for him, Robespierre was also guillotined without trial.
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source: history
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Davetech
2 yrs
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Davetech
CONGRATULATIONS TO TEAM NIGERIA.
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The Common Wealth Games held in far away Birmingham has ended. The game saw team Nigeria perform exceedingly well during the competition.
Nigeria 🇳🇬 finished 7th overall and No. 1 in Africa at the 2022 Commonwealth Games in Birmingham.
35 Medals
12 Gold Medals 🥇
9 Silver Medals 🥈
14 Bronze Medals 🥉
All-time best record at the Commonwealth Games.
5 Records set — 4 Games Records & 1 World Record.
Congratulations to team Nigeria.
You are the best thing that is happening to the country in the current dispensation.
Many Nigerians have shown their how happy they are for being well represented by the country's nationals in the recently concluded Common Wealth Games 2022.
Chrisgeorge 2 yrs 170
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Chrisgeorge
Kate Was Standing In The Kitchen Cooking Dinner. Her Husban...
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Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner. Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game. "Honey, you need to come in here and fix the fridge. The door is broke and if you don’t fix it the food will go bad," Kate said. Paul yells back, "Who do I look like the GE man, I Don’t think so." A little while later Kate says, "Honey, you need to fix the hall light, it’s out." "Who do I look like an electrician, I don’t think so," Paul says. A few minutes later Kate says, "Honey, you need to fix the porch step before someone gets hurt on it." Paul quickly replies, "Who do I look like a carpenter, I don’t think so." Frustrated, he gets up and leaves. He decides to go to a bar down the road. After the game was over, he began to feel slightly guilty for the way he treated his wife so he went on home. He comes up the porch and realizes that the step is fixed. He walked into the house and noticed that the hall light was fixed. He walked into the kitchen to get a cold beer and noticed that the fridge was fixed. Paul sees his wife and says, "Babe, how did you fix all this." She looked at him and said, "Well after you left I began to cry on the porch." A fine young man walked past and noticed I was crying and he asked me what he could do to help. He fixed everything. I asked him what I could do for payment." He said "I could either bake him a cake or sleep with him." Paul says, LWell, what kind of cake did you bake him?" Kate looks at him and replies, "Who do I look like Betty Crocker, I don’t think so!"
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Ramsy 2 yrs 13
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Ramsy
LAUGH WITH Ramsy ✅🥰🤣💙🍿🦅...
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LAUGH WITH Ramsy ✅🥰🤣💙🍿🦅
😂😂😂 LAUGH EVERYDAY 🤣🤣🤣
1. When a lady is not into you, she will do anything to end your call.. she will be like "Let me close the fridge, i will call you back.
2. Dear ladies, a man that loves you will stand by your side no matter how many men you've slept with... That man is your father not me.
3. Ladies without ring on their finger, but have them on their nose . Are you trying to tell me that YOU ARE SMELLING MARRIAGE??
4. I told a slayqueen to download
IMO for video chat and she said "No, i prefer anambara. ." Pls where should i faint?
5. How can i be gently drinking garri in my house and someone will come and tag me on facebook saying he/she is with me in KFC with 10 others, eating pizza... If i want to lie,
i will lie. Nobody should lie on my behalf, i want to make heaven
6. Slim girls with small boobs are scared of hanging their bra outside because it looks like eyeglass... lemme come n be goin
7. Some girls are like internet viruses, they enter your life , scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems and delete
your smile
8. How can egg be N70? did the fowl lay the egg through operation?
9. I wanted to go for jogging this
morning but proverbs 28 vs 1 says "THE WICKED RUNNETH WHEN NO ONE PURSUETH" so i stopped.
10. Nigerian mothers can be annoying... I told my mom yesterday that i wanted to go to a friend's father funeral, and she was like " U like pleasing people... How many times have they come to yours? " WTF!!
11. Battery full and you expect me to remove my phone from charge when there is still light?? it's like you don't know we are in Nigeria.
12. Mary was a virgin, yet she married a carpenter. My sister you are not a virgin and you want to marry a guy working in an oil company, minister, doctor, bank
CEO and engineers... Please read ur bible well and stop aiming more than neccessary.
13. Guys please if you want to toast a girl, toast her with sense... I know one stupid boy somewhere is busy telling one foolish girl that he will give her the world. . Mr, man where do you expect the rest of us to stay?
14. When you are not fasting you can stay till afternoon without feeling hungry. But when you are fasting, even Tv remote will be looking like gala in your eyes ... Is that not
witchcraft??
15. To those who bleach their
skin, if on judgement day your face doesn't match the one on angel Gabriel's laptop, please don't argue or delay us in the queue. Just go to
HELL and don't look back.
16. When I was in school and see
people scoring zero in exams over 100, i'm like "Really?? Is this the sperm that won the race?
17. I wonder if they use curry and
thyme to make perfume nowadays. A guy sitting beside me in church now smells like jollof rice.. Now i'm hungry meanwhile today is fasting.
18. You are slim, no ass, no boobs, you keep visiting the gym and you are always drinking lipton...My sister are you contesting for "MISS SELFIE STICK"
19. Nigeria is the only country whose
president is older than the country. How can the country be going through puberty and the president is going through menopause?
20. Anytime i want to swallow eba and i remember that ordinary snake
swallowed N36m, i lose appetite at once
21. if you have never speak chinese in your life before, My dear today is your chance. Now repeat this words fast. MY SHOE SHALL SOON SHINE 🔥🔥
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Ramsy 2 yrs 13
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Ramsy
LAUGH WITH Ramsy✅🥰🤣💙🍿🦅...
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LAUGH WITH Ramsy✅🥰🤣💙🍿🦅
45 hilarious jokes that will make you day
(Ramsy JOKES 😂😂😂)
1.They send you to go and buy fuel ₦1,000, you use ₦200 to buy suya🥩.Reaching there, There is no fuel. Look at your life now🤷♂️!
2.She returned my ring today after 12 years of engagement. Don't trust women☹️.
3.Please, if you invest ₦5000 and get ₦100,000💰 in an hour, continue to invest till you overtake Bill-Gate. Stop disturbing my life; I'm not interested😡.
4.When your husband cooks and washes the dishes, he's romantic. But when your brother does the same to his wife, he is bewitched. It is "juju!" But aunty, what's the colour of your problem🙄?
5.You broke up with someone in your street and then date another person in that same street and you say you've moved on. See, you're just moving around🙄😏.
6. I introduced my girlfriend to my mummy🧑 and she was very happy😀. Tomorrow, I'm bringing another one. I want to make my mom happy always.😋😋
7. Some people are just funny on this facebook. How can you upload a photo of you and your mother and be tagging me😏? Do I look like your step father🤷♂️?
8. Seriously, I'm tired of hiding my identity🙄. Today, I want to confess. Guys, I am Donald Trump's brother.
9.One Ghana lady asked me Smart, why do you Nigerians like saying "Sorry" before asking a question.
_Like 'sorry' please what's the time🕣? "Sorry" is this the line?
I answered her, well.........to me my dearie, everybody in this country is angry.
_So You have to apologize for their anger in advance before making inquires.🤣😁😁😁😂
10.It's only African parents that at will advice you for 6hours & still tell you "I don't have much to say"..😂 😂 😂
11.First day at boarding school, they served us rice, I was still waiting for stew when one guy told me"my brother this is jollof Rice".😁😁😁😁
12.When a guy loves a girl he walks up to her and tell her, but when a girl loves a boy, she sits back and wait for the holy spirit to minister to him.😁😁😁😁😁
13. I was owing Airtel ₦5000, I broke the Sim and bought another one, after registration I received a message," bros you again"?😏😏😁😁😁
14.A Goat and a Chicken were discussing along the road side, suddenly a car passed and splashed them water, in annoyance, the Chicken said; "why are they driving like Goats!!!" and the Goat said; "that's why they die like Chickens".🤣🤣🤣
15. I stood up to my mum yesterday, she wanted to change the channel, I said No, I was there first. Told her to sit down and be quiet, I'm grown. It felt good. Anyway, If you want to visit me, I'm at Lautech Teaching Hospital, Ogbomosho. Ward 5. Approach from the left cause my right eye is closed. I'm indeed grown.😁😁😁😁
16.Playing with kids these days can be very stressful. My Friend's child has been crying since morning because I refuse to eat the food she made with sand😁😁😁😁
17.My neighbour was sick and invited a native doctor. I warned him and he told me that he can't. I pleaded with him and begged him to wait for Gods time but he refused (I leave then left him) he went inside his house with the native doctor, after the native doctor finished doing his inchantment, he told my neighbour that the sickness is incurable but can be transferred to another person and my neighbour greedily agreed, the native doctor then told my neighbour that the first person that will enter his house he should shout "taarh" and the sickness will transfer to the person and the person will die, my neighbour agreed and the native doctor left in hurry forgetting to collect his money for the service he had offered. My neighbour sat down in his parlour and kept his door opened waiting for the first victim that will pass through that door.The native doctor then remembered that he forgot to collect his money and decided to go back and collect it. Immediately the native doctor entered my neigbour shouted "taarh" and the native doctor shouted "retaarh" and my neigbour shouted again "reretaaarh" the native doctor replied "rereretaaaarh". This noise started since morning and up till now they are both shouting "rerererererere taaaaaaaaarrrhhhh"😁😁😁😁
18. my village people are attacking me through my phone... How can I been typing school and my phone is showing me suicide
19. My friend has been disturbing me to watch the film he acted, when I finally did .....I saw the idiot fanning the king from part 1-6
20.if you propose to your girlfriend and she did not cry my brother take back your Ring, she is not serious or maybe she thought that was a key holder
21. Dating a neighbor is nonsense, because you will be receiving a text like "baby is everything alright ?, I just see you coming out from toilet"
22.when you wear suite America :wow ,you look nice on suit
Nigeria :hahahahahah ,pastor pastor We need deliverance
23.no privacy in Nigeria, you will be using your phone in the bus and someone will say"bros please scroll up small let me see that girl's picture again "
24.I was trekking under hot sun until my shadow left me and enter bus.
25.big man :two slice of bread with small mug of tea.
Poor man:#250 bread ,big jug of tea featuring beans. inside life
26.Who told you that you can not speak Chinese language??
Just repeat after me fast fast" my shoe shall shine soon " I die well
27. I wore Aresenal Jersey to the kitchen, It was hard for me to left a cup
28.How old where you when you discovered that 5 ants + 5 ants= TENANTS
29.In this country, you can have freedom of speech But freedom After speech is what I'm not sure of ooo
30.Wether is them or not them, You will still marry them........ Argue with your Kidney
31.I though I've seen it all until I sent LOL to an Edo girl And she was like why am i laughing in capital letter.... Oh my God
32.Motivational speakers will be like: I started my cement business with one Limestone.......please avoid me oo
33.If you know you want to see the Work of God, mistakenly I repeat Mistakenkly Slap a Fulani Soldier......
34. My girlfriend was like will u slap me for $20bn I was like: The slap I will give you Hmm, the generations after you will bear the BoldMark
34.Ordinary secret you cannot keep when your village people sold your destiny did I tell anyone. Learn from me.
35.When we first met she told me she works at the embassy, I was deeply happy thinking she will help me secure a visa, until she told me it was CHRIST EMBASSY.😁😁
36.Side chicks are girls between the age of 18 to 25 years old and if you are above this age my sister you are no longer a side chick but a side hen🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
37.If not for guy's... Some girls won't still have tasted pizza 😂🤣
38.This morning, one cute girll was just staring at me, I was blushing 😊..... Until she came close and said "Come,,,,, u look like one groundnut seller that ran away with my change".......... I fainted 😂😂😂🙆
39.Just yesterday the keke i entered jammed a range rover from behind. All of us including the driver ran away.🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🏃🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
40.The moment when ur chilling with ur boo in shoprite u started laughing and your boo keeps telling you bae easy please, u insist till you fart one heavy fart "kpum"😂😂😂 and he walks outside Sister no go oh 🙆🙆🙆🤷🤷🤷
41.I received a text from my bae mother telling me dey will see me in 9 months...... I don't understand the text message oh... Someone should explain please 🙏🙏😲😲😲 fever they my body
42. some guys will be like "I can not marry a dirty girl " but if you see their room a responsible Rat can not live inside
42.Fear Soldiers oo look at how they beat One Young man like non living thing
43. please comment if it's funny.
44. Choose which of whom that made you laugh the most.
45. Please don't forget to like.
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Ramsy 2 yrs 23
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Ramsy
Evening Jokes From Ramsy😂😂😅👈 ...
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Evening jokes from Ramsy😂😂😅👈
1.Why do ladies with small bre*st like wearing big bras.....how can they be caging something that is growing 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
2.Tekno must be a very good and professional farmer o..... Imagine he has big cassava 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
3. else noticed that Uptill now Johnbull still can not spell his name 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I feel like crying 😭😭😭😭
4.between Nepa people and dat mtn lady i wonder who Thunder will fire first 😂🤣😂🤣😂
5. Once a lady stop singing in the bathroom,,,,,, just know she has started washing her iskelebete iskalaboto 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6. Why can't we just fix a date and walk naked in memory of ADAM and EVE 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
7. Since the beginning of this year ,,,,,, I have used 12 earpiece,,,,, what about you???... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
8. PHILDEE : Babe,,,,, come and sit on the bed so you will feel comfortable 😋😋😋
VIRGIN : No,,,,Thanks,,,,,don't worry,,,, I'm okay here on top of the wardrobe 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
9. Dear Mark Zuckerberg, please borrow me 1million dollars.. I promise to pay back next week, if I fail to pay, delete my FB account 🙂🙂
10. Kanayo O kanayo will go to dibia to ask for wealth, the dibia will tell him to bring the head of his wife and mom
Kanayo will still ask "is that all you need?"
😂😂😂
11. If I visit a witch doctor, I'll give him my phone to guess my password. If he gets it right we can now start discussing my problems.
I'm very serious these days.. 😒😂😂
12. Lack of sex make you tall, if you are short, you better repent 😏🙍🏾♀️ 🙎🏾♂️
😂😂😂
13. I Need a new crush
The old one doesn't react to my posts 😂😂😂
14. About 18 pictures with the same top, haba
sister abeg, you be MERLIN?! 😂😂👕🙎🏾♀️
15. You are dating a DJ and still cry when he cheats on you!!
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My sister what do you expect from somebody that can mix three songs together? 😏 🙍🏾♀️ 😂😂
16. I tell you eh...
When I get rich
As in very very rich, Each of my teeth will have its own brush 😁😁😁😂😂😂
17. Meanwhile, If you block or unfriend me, and later send me a friend request again.. You'll pay reconnection fee 📱🙍🏾♀️🙋🏾♂️
18. YOU WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE POVERTY AS YOU LIKE AND COMMENT FOR MORE✅🥺🥺🥺
➡️ Stop ignoring my post 🙄, am not ur Ex, I did nothing to you 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Still ur boy 👉#Ramsy🥰🤩❤️
