*Husband:* Honey I will buy a new mattress on my way home. The one we are using is no longer comfortable. 

*Wife:* That's my Love ! But wait o, where will you get the money?

*Husband:* I heard that Mr. B will pay our arrears today. 

*Wife:* I always know that man will perform. Please Darling, don't forget the wristwatch you promised me o. 

*Husband:* With all pleasure My Love. 

5 hours later, the man arrived home in his car. Pin... Pin... Pin he blared his horn. The woman ran out to meet her husband.

*Wife:* Honey welcome (collecting her husband's briefcase, leading him into their sitting room). 

*Husband:* You are always wonderful. 

*Wife:* Where is the mattress and my wristwatch? 

*Husband:* Which mattress? Abeg gimme my food. I never see alert o, the thing na rumour o.

The woman broke down weeping profusely. 

*Wife:* Honey please forgive me......huuu huuu .

*Husband:* (loosing his patience) Dear what's all these now, what happened?

*Wife:* Honey please forgive me oooooo..... I I I I... 

*Husband:* (perceiving some odour, and looking out of the window). What's smelling like this, where is this smoke coming from?

*Wife:* (still weeping) Huuu, I have burnt our mattress, I thought you would buy a new one truly, you know it is no longer good. 

*Husband:* (furious, with a changed countenance). What ! You did what? You must be joking.. You will go back to your father's house today if this is true. You burnt the #500,000 my contribution money I hid in the mattress for us to roof our house. 

*Wife:* Yepa ! You mean you have such huge amount in this house and you didn't tell me? 

*Husband:* If I get you today, I will show you who I am. (With this, he ran to the backyard where the smoke was coming from. Seeing the ashes of the burnt mattress, he fainted. 

*Lesson 1:* Never hide anything from your wife, she's your better-half. 

*Lesson 2:* Never run faster than your husband, he's your head. 

*Lesson 3:* Don't rely on arrears or unpaid income to plan your home. 

*Please send to all married men and women on your list.*

And those who plan to *Marry* in future take note.

Also to those of us waiting for allowances/arrears.

Court sentences 4 men to 2 years imprisonment each for destroying cell padlocks

ON OCTOBER 6, 20201:20 PMIN NEWS

A Magistrates ‘ Court in Osogbo, on Tuesday, sentenced four men to two years imprisonment each for destroying cell padlocks and escaping from lawful custody.

The police charged Adeleke Abitu, Malik Odewale, Sola Segun, and Ayoola Pelumi with conspiracy, malicious damage, and escape from custody.

They pleaded guilty to the three counts.

Magistrate A.K. Ajala held that she sentenced the convicts to two years imprisonment each, due to the magnitude of the offense.

Ajala gave them an option to pay a fine of N9,000 each.

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Earlier, the Police Prosecutor, Insp. Adeoye Kayode told the court that the convicts committed the offense on July 27 at about 5. 20 a.m., at the Dugbe Police Station, Osogbo.

Kayode said that the convicts conspired among themselves and destroyed the cell padlocks were they were kept in the custody and escaped.

He said that the offense contravened the provisions of sections 516, 135, and 431 of the criminal code, cap 34 vol. 11, Laws of Osun, 2002.

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