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Emmyblinkz51
20 Things You Shouldn't Do In Life
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20 Things You Shouldn't Do In Life
1. Don’t try to marry a prostitute.
2. Don’t try to have sex with a total stranger—not even with a condom. You’ll burn your fingers.
3. Don’t try to jump over a cliff—you’ll not only die, but you’ll also never know how you died.
4. Don’t try to kill—you’ll not only get a death sentence, but you’ll always see the face of your victim in your dreams and in real life.
5. Don’t try cocaine—you’ll never get out of it. More importantly, it will never get out of you.
6. Don’t try to curse your mother—you’ll die poor.
7. Don’t try to beat yourself up—it doesn’t change anything.
8. Don’t try to lend money to a drug addict.
9. Don’t try to run away from your wife or children.
10. Don’t try to start something you can’t finish.
11. Don’t try to blame yourself over past mistakes. It’s like driving along a highway while looking at the rear view mirror only.
12. Don’t try to re-marry an ex.
13. Don’t try to dig your own grave. You’ll certainly fall into it.
14. Don’t try to borrow money from a thief or swindler.
15. Don’t try to laugh while others are crying.
16. Don’t try to save a drowning man—unless you think twice and you’re sure you can swim while carrying a heavy load.
17. Don’t try to tell your best friend’s wife that she looks sexy—She’ll take it the wrong way.
18. Don’t try to fall in love with someone you don’t even know.
19. Don’t try to hide the truth from your children.
20. Don’t try to kiss without wearing a face mask. I don’t have to tell you why.
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Emmyblinkz51
IF YOU ARE A LADY/ WOMAN YOU NEED TO STUDY THIS.
~1.5 mins read
IF YOU ARE A LADY/ WOMAN YOU NEED TO STUDY THIS.
Here's a simple way to calculate your ovulation period.
1. From the first day you see the blood of your period.
2. Pick up a calendar and count 15 days including the first day of the blood stain.
3. Mark the 15th day with a pen.
4. Mark 3 days before the 15th day, and mark 3 days after the 15th day.
6. You will notice you have 7 days marked.
These 7 days are your ovulation/fertile days also known as unsafe period.
That is if you have sex on any of these days, then you have 98% chances of being pregnant.
7. Do this every month diligently
For Example:
1. If your period is 11th July, ,
2. 15 days after the first day of the blood stain will be on 25th of this July too (2weeks after) counting from 11th.
3. 15th day is on the 25th July
4. 3days before the 15th day is 22, 23, 24.
5. 3days after 25th July is 26,27,28.
6. 22-28th July (7days) is when you are ovulating. It is your fertile period.
**Don't forget that the 4 days is a reminder that sperm stays in the female body for about 4 days. Any sexual contact in between ovulation period will form something...
For better chances of having a girl, have sex between 3 days before ovulation (22- 24th).
Female sperm swim slowly but can stay inside woman body for days without dying off.
For better chances of a boy (for your body to accommodate the XY chromosomes sperm from your partner nicely), have sex on the main ovulation day and 3 days after 25th (26,27,28).
Male sperm swim very fast but will get weak and die off if no egg found for a while leaving female sperm to finish the job.
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