"Mr. Chilton," the analyst said, "I think this will be your last visit. "

"Does that mean I'm cured? " he asked. "For all practical purposes, yes," she said. "I think we can safely say that your kleptomania is now under control. You haven't stolen anything in two years, and you seem to know where the kleptomania came from. "

"Well, that's terrific, Doctor. Before I go, I'd like to tell you something. Although our relationship is strictly professional, it's been one of the most rewarding of my life. I wish I could do something to repay you for helping me. "

"You've paid my fee," the doctor said. "That's the only responsibility you have. "

"I know," Chilton said. "But isn't there some personal favor I could do for you? "

"Well," the doctor said, "I'll tell you what. If you ever suffer a relapse, my son could use a nice portable color television. "

President Muhamamdu Buhari has approved the appointment of Ahmed Abubakar Audi as the new Commandant-General of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps.

The president also nominated Haliru Nababa as the new Controller-General of the Nigerian Correctional Service, which is subject to the confirmation of the Senate in line with the provision of the new Act establishing the Nigerian Correctional Service 2019
Audi’s appointment followed the retirement of the former Commandant-General of the NSCDC, Abdullahi Gana Muhammadu.

The Ministry of Interior announced the appointments on its Twitter handle on Thursday in a statement through the Director (Press & Public Relations), Mohammed Manga.

The statement said, “Ahmed Audi, emerged the top best candidate out of those that went through the transparent selection process initiated by the @MinOfInteriorNG through the Board to ensure that the most suitable among the top-ranking officers in the service was appointed to replace the out-going CG.

Furthermore, President Muhammadu Buhari has also nominated Haliru Nababa mni, as the new Controller-General of the @CorrectionsNg, subject to the confirmation of the Senate in line with the provision of the new Act establishing the Nigerian Correctional Service 2019.

The Minister of Interior and Chairman, Civil Defence, Correctional, Fire and Immigration Board (CDCFIB), Ogbeni Rauf Adesoji Aregbesola who congratulated the new appointees, called on them to ensure full implementation of the mandate of their services as well as to ensure synergy with other security agencies in the country with the vie

Taking to Twitter, he revealed that if you are an individual and do not have six figures, then you should not be able to sleep at night. He also went on to express that if you find yourself sleeping when you don’t have up to 1 million Naira in your account, then you are not yet ready, hinting at the fact that you needed to be more agile in pursuit of money. 

“You no get 6 figures for account you dey sleep for night, you never ready make am”

However, his tweet sparked controversy, especially among women, with many terming it as extremely insensitive and insulting.

Also Recall that back in April of 2023, he had acquired a new Mercedes-Benz GLE, which was reportedly worth over 40 million Naira. This came barely a month after he bought himself a new house. Netizens also took to congratulating the skit maker, while others questioned the source of his wealth.

Trevor Noah is a South African Standup comedian and also a TV presenter of the Daily Show. Trevor is a great lover of accents of different international languages. 

When asked what was his favourite accent among all the languages he can speak, he answered inter alia that "Nigerian accent is one of my favourite accents" he said. He made this statement at one of his TV shows and a clip of it has become viral.

In Trevor's words;

“Nigerian accent does to English what English desperately needs. English is a very stiff and so boring language”

In the viral video, Trevor Noah added that Nigerians have the best metaphors and similes that they keep throwing into our conversations and it all seems beautiful to him.

Source: Daily Show @youtube.