Driving Joke
Indeed You alone know Yourself by Your internal potency O Supreme Person Origin of all Lord of all beings God of Gods Lord of the universe The Supersoul You are the Supreme Primal Objective You are the ultimate resting place of the universe You are inexhaustible and You are the oldest You are the maintainer of the eternal religion, the Personality of Godhead Oh master of the senses Oh Primal Lord O Limitless One God of Gods Refuge of the universe You are the invincible source The cause of all causes You are the knower of everything and all that is knowable You are the supreme refuge above the material modes O limitless form This whole cosmic manifestation is pervaded by You O unbounded power You are the master of limitless might You are all-pervading and thus You are everything Omniscient The ancient The Ruler of the whole world Minuter than the atom The supporter of all Of form inconceivable Effulgent like the Sun and Beyond the darkness There is nothing whatsoever higher than you You are the Sapidity in Water The Light in the Moon and the Sun You are the syllable OM in all the Vedas Sound in ether You are the Virility in men You are the sweet fragrance in earth and the brilliance in fire You are the life in all beings The austerity in the austere You are the eternal seed of all beings The intelligence of the intelligent You are the Splendor of the Splendid You are the Strength of the Strong Guest

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Driving Joke

Driving Joke

5 years ago

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The one thing that drove me absolutely crazy about my boyfriend Bill was the way he  drove. 

He would insist on driving in the dead center of a two way intersection, and no matter how much I complained, sulked, and threatened, nothing made a dent.  

The only consolation I found was the thought that at least the cars coming towards us, were staying in their lane.  

Sure enough, I soon resigned myself to my fate, but I would still cringe all too often while on the road. 

Well, the day finally came when I was to meet Bill's family. We headed to the small hick town that he was from in Pennsylvania, and had a grand ol' time with his folks. 

It was when we went out for a drive in the old family pick up that I learned that things could get quite a bit worse. 

"Don't worry about my husband's driving in the center of the road," said Bill's mom with a big friendly smile, as we headed onto a two way intersection.  "THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE DOES AROUND HERE!!"

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